Lots of eggplant parm? New York has a metric shot ton of Italian restaurants, way more per capita than any other state I've been to.

In fact, if you're going to go short, go really short.

I am torn between appreciation that it's for a worthy cause and irrational hatred of all "performance art".

Wait - all its parts? How many parts does a vagina have? You've got the opening (labia aren't part of a vagina, right?), the tubey part, and then it ends at the cervix. Maybe a "G spot" if you're lucky. Are there super secret parts in there that I don't know about?

I am 14 weeks and purposely avoiding all such videos. I'd rather not know in advance.

We always ran out of time in history class after WWII, and only had a day or two to cover everything after that, so no, Stonewall never made the cut.

...Ouch.

While I do find a lot of this to be over the top, I also sometimes find it helpful at work or at home to remind myself when I'm getting bitchy that it's PMS week. Taking five minutes to calm down and then reevaluating whether I have good reason to be bitchy or not is often helpful during those weeks.

Here's an NBC article on the subject. Basically, there are a lot of strains of HPV, and Gardasil only covers four of them. They're currently developing a vaccine that will cover more of them, but still not all.

Maria and Simon told him this would get the press to notice him so he could move up to the C-list. Now he just needs to go to that promotional party at Lif and get in a fight with Willow Pape again.

There used to be a Tim Hortons on Kandahar Air Field, and the line was always crazy long and had people of all nations in it. I suspect that was at least in part due to the shortage of other iced coffee options that were available, though.

Lena Dunham is a living, "Oh, honey!" gif.

See when I try to do this hairstyle it just looks like I have bedhead.

I've been watching way too much of this FXX Simpsons marathon.

What happens if she lifts her arms?

Someone needs to meet up with Bran ASAP.

Well, there goes my Fark-commenting hobby.

In the interest of research, I just asked my husband. Below is his response.

Does this mean I should change the name of my restaurant's famous "Chicken 'Pol Pot' Pie"?

I am alarmed that these wealthy parents appear to be raising a cannibal.