I’d give you a star for that reference, but alas Kinja will not allow that when one uses an ad-blocker. So you get this reply instead.

Torch,

I would say an older Lexus LS works for the realistic stuff, but the no plastic bumpers and not wanting any driver safety stuff is utterly impossible to obtain.

Destiny.

A Pair Of Theives socks from Target.

A Pair Of Theives socks from Target.

That is fucking asinine.

The fuck is wrong with having a roof that is also solar panels? If it can last just as long as the typical conventional roof does now, then how is there a downside?

I may have missed it, but was it ever discussed why this isn't on Xbox?

Angry Neon

Anyone who thinks that statement is factually true can fuck right off.

Really!?

Can you imagine the apoplectic, frothing rage if the headline were reversed?

Brown people are so scary because they aren’t white!

Aww, damn. I was really hoping we could discuss late 60s free-form Jazz!

Oh look, another unnecessarily snarky internet comment dissing something.

And you can fit right in with those you're helping since you wont wear shoes...

Apples moves into the ridesharing business in China are very interesting.

I feel truly sorry for the lady being held against her will.

And you’re a miserable asshole.