It sounds good! Now I really want to try it.

Double post — damn you, Kinja!

My last apartment had the best tasting water I’ve ever had. I don’t know what it was, but I stopped using a Brita pitcher for the first time since college and basically stopped drinking anything else because I liked it so much.

Lately I’ve taken to eaten spoonfuls of peanut butter with a little dot of honey on top as a snack. I think I could eat half a jar in one sitting if I let myself.

My dog is a grazer, so I’ve always just left food out since he doesn’t overeat. But he recently had spinal surgery and is on crate rest for the next several weeks, and he’s having a hell of time adjusting to timed feedings. He’s just never hungry for a full meal all at once, even if he skipped the last couple. It’s…

OTOH, George Bush, Ron Paul and “Colon Powell” all got votes. I’m surprised I didn’t see any for Reagan. Or Trump, for that matter. He can totally do two things!

Not even one South Park? Way to fall down on the job, Alabama.

Mabel, too.

When I named my dog Sophie, I was so pleased that such a lovely, original name had just popped into my head. I very really quickly realized that it “popped into to my head” because I’d been hearing it left and right at the dog park without being aware of it. My other dog is Buster, which I thought would be the popular…

Does it count if you “made” it from a box? Last night I had my favorite boxed mac and cheese — Simply Balanced white cheddar — followed by Kozy Shack chocolate pudding. So terribly unhealthy, but so delicious and so easy.

Good god. He makes Frank Gallager look like a catch.

Gerrymandering and voter suppression.

and “if X and Y had and hadn’t happened, Moore would have won”

I once asked a server to describe the difference between two French toast options. He said, “This one is delicious, and the other one is a vile abomination you’d never want to put in your mouth.”

We’re hanging in there, but things are rough. Buster’s limp has gotten worse and he seems to be in a lot of pain. I’m going to try to get a neurologist appointment ASAP.

Someone created a Kinja account just to spam this post calling you a troll. You’ve hit the big time!

I’m 41, but my face still produces oil like it’s a member of OPEC and I’ve never grown out of adult acne. I love love love Body Shop’s tea tree oil face wash. It does a fabulous job of de-oiling my skin without drying it out. Paired with micellar cleansing water (which removes oil as well as an astringent but is about…

I like “anti-bodily-autonomy” or the more concise “anti-woman.”

It reminds me of the consternation after Stephen Colbert’s speech at the 2006 White House Correspondents Dinner. Apparently no one had actually bothered to watch his show before inviting him.