I’m jealous. My hair turns into an oil slick if I go more than a day without shampooing.

Every year since 1989 I have cried on December 6th, as that was the day of the massacre of 14 women at L’ecole Polytechnique in Montreal.

The Republican Party: We’d rather every (female) child in the world be repeatedly molested than allow even one woman bodily autonomy.

Exactly. Dane Cook, of all people, has a great rape joke:

My company splits the difference by going all out — a huge, formal evening event in a hotel ballroom with entertainment, raffles for high-end prizes and a ton of gourmet food stations — but still using drink tickets.

The first comment on the AV Club article is literally, “Not all men.” (It’s followed by a long string about comments smacking the OP around, but still.)

In the first half of the ad, she points out just how absurd the “Can we afford to have a female governor, a female attorney general, and a female secretary of state?” question is with an absurd response

A) I’m not vegan, so I’m not talking about my own morality.

He’s a troll. You can make him disappear with dismiss button!

I’d figure Colbert as the shy, sweet one on the basis of this clip alone:

I didn’t even realize that was an option. Thanks!

For many — if not most — vegans, it’s a moral issue, not a health one. They believe eschewing animal products is better for the environment, or they’re serious animal lovers, or they don’t want to support factory farming, or whatever else.

If only it could learn to stop telling you to take a left at an intersection with no light onto a major thoroughfare during rush hour. Waze “shortcuts” have added time to my commute so many times by giving me directions that were impossible to follow.

Jesus, I think that would kill me.

This doesn’t rule out the possibility of sexual harassment/assault, obviously, but the fact that Colbert has been married to the same woman since before he started as correspondent on The Daily Show with Craig Kilborn does a lot to bolster my belief that he’s a man of character.

He spends a lot of time telling white people, men and Christians that they are deeply persecuted because it’s become somewhat more difficult for them to persecute everyone who isn’t white, male or Christian. For a population deeply in love with the idea that they’re the real victims, eternally suffering at the hands…

100% with you on organic milk. There’s a distinct flavor difference, and the non-organic variety always leaves a weird aftertaste. It also lasts much longer in the fridge, which is very helpful if you don’t use milk a lot. 

Eh. There’s a difference between acting like nothing but the most literal and rigid communication is correct and being annoyed when words are used to mean the (literal!) opposite of their actual definition. I’m well aware that “literal” and “nonplussed” are lost causes, and I’m not going to be the know-it-all asshole…

I always get a can even when I make my own. The slices are so perfect for sandwiches.

If you’ve got a few minutes and want to engage in some sweet schadenfreude, check out some of the Entourage movie reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.