A few months into the Trump administration, a WaPo journalist retweeted a call for the Trump faithful to inundate the paper with fake scoops to prove how easily fooled the reporters were and said basically, “Yeah, you guys have been trying this for months. We just haven’t printed any of your fake news because we…

He didn’t go streaking, exactly. There’s a scene in season 2 where Leslie opens a door to find Andy naked behind it, and Pratt decided to actually strip without telling anyone he planned to do it. So Poehler and everyone else got quite a shock when she pulled the door open.

I adore Seth Meyers. I think he’ll be an excellent host, and he’s done a great job of covering women’s issues going back to his SNL days.

I tried TJ’s fake turkey roast for my first veggie Thanksgiving. It was a waste of calories and $12.

Tell me of this recipe!

Before I went veggie, the only way I could eat meat without feeling awful about it was to very deliberately not think about the animal it had been. Having a huge taxidermied staring at me would not be conducive to that.

This is Buster and Sophie, aka the best dogs ever. Buster is a big mutty mutt (Lhasa apso/chihuahua/chow/miniature schnauzer, if DNA testing is to be believed), and Sophie is a Yorkie/poodle mix.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad! If you’ve been subjected to cranberry sauce with only two ingredients I can’t blame you, though. That would be pointless at best.

I’m with you there. When I make the sauce I always get a can or two of the jellied Ocean Spray stuff so I can have turkey sandwiches with thick cranberry sauce slices.

Flavorful, juicy turkey breast paired with homemade cranberry sauce is one of the best things ever. But god knows I’ve had my share of turkey that was neither flavorful nor juicy.

Be fair. GOP voters totally believe that rape and child molestation are bad when Democrats do it. They’re only perfectly upstanding behaviors that any good Christian would be proud to support when the predators are Republicans.

I love sweet potatoes. I’m actually trying a sweet potato pie instead of a pumpkin one this Thanksgiving following Lifehacker’s suggestion.

I love stuffing, even the instant stuff. I’m very sad that all the versions of Stovetop include meat products.

Cranberry sauce is also one of the easiest things you can make, and yet people are really impressed when you make it. It’s a win-win!

I think there are a lot of people who have never had good pumpkin pie — the most common versions are over-sweetened and severely under-spiced — but there are also people who would never like it no matter how good it is. When it comes to texture, both pumpkin and custard are polarizing, so it’s not really surprising…

That really is an amazing defense. “What, you think you’re better than him just because you’re not grossly racist and misogynistic?” Followed by “Overt racism and misogyny totally don’t count if you’re drunk and you only do it in private! Plus that dirty bitch deserved it!”

I’m trying the TJ’s roast for the first time this year. I’m hopeful that I’ll like it, but if I don’t I’ll have a bunch of traditional sides that will ease the disappointment.

My old boss had an Obamacare sticker on his car. People screamed at him and flipped him off on the freeway. He got threatening notes. His car got egged at one point, and keyed at another. And the sticker was scraped off multiple times. He just kept buying new ones.

They do! My long-time veggie coworker tells me they run out of them early every year, though. But that might be a Southern California thing — I’d wager a guess we have more vegetarians and vegans than most places.

It’s just me, so I’m doing small, easy versions of the classics (except for turkey — it’s my first Thanksgiving as a vegetarian, so I’m trying Trader Joe’s fake turkey “roast”):