If you want to still feel like a mixologist with your water, just buy cocktail bitters. Then put a few dashes in your regular water bottle...or even A CUP. I’m a bartender with two young children, and it’s a great alternative to juice for youngsters too. Fee Bros orange or some cherry vanilla are great options (that…

Pitting peanut butter on bacon is right and good. But make sure you get an unsweetened one (ideally one that still has salt added though.)

Just like with our socialized medicine, Canada has ya’ll beat. Kozliks beats Drake hands down for the best thing to come out of Toronto. They have a ton of varieties, but their standard triple crunch is the gold standard. https://www.kozliks.com/products/triple-crunch

Just like with our socialized medicine, Canada has ya’ll beat. Kozliks beats Drake hands down for the best thing to…

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Mix Bacon Fat and molasses in equal measures. Use as a one-stop spread on toast. Use an oatmeal brown bread to go full Maritimes (Canadian New England.) This is a trick that comes straight from the lumber camps where my great grandfather was a cook. It manages to be both full-on Grandpa food (h/t Deadspin!), and…

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I cannot look at a broken down escalator without thinking “It’s not really out of order, it still takes me where I need to go.” Like all temporary stairs are a monument to Hedberg’s genius. Great piece.

This is my wheelhouse. I could go on for days.

Cigar shaped and red.....why does no one else see

You say no Cable, but watch out for that one second clip right at the very end of the video. Dollars to donuts that the robotic hand reaching for the grenade launcher is a little slice of Nathan Summers.

The only problem with your article is that the solution of jettisoning it into space reproduces the same techno-libertarian world. Crush it with our collective loneliness instead.

Thos was actually made for the niche “James Bond opening scene chase vehicle buyer” category.

I hope this makes some of those “good men” try to remember the things they have forgotten. I hope that realizing you are an unself-aware part of the solution is still part of the problem. It certainly had that effect on me.

When I went to Texas for the first time, I got into a fight because the knuckledraggers there said dee-cal and acted as if my mouth spouted tumors every time I said deckle. These were the same people who blathered on about their boo-ee knives and mentioned traditional Indian garments every time they apologized.

“Although freedom of speech protects even the most vile of humans, Harris is still confused as to why the town let the rally happen”

Ditto Kissinger

It’s remarkable how it feels like a part of your childhood dying. Most of the dreams and fantastical worlds that populated my young mind are firmly entrenched in a world of fiction. Star Wars, by virtue of existing g first and foremost as a film and not a book or cartoon is the first real property that bridged the gap…

I know this will be buried in the greys, but the definitive text on the commercial/counter culture connection is “The Rebel Sell” . Joseph Heath and Andrew Porter dissect the ways the last 60 years of “rebellion” are just forms of consumer expression. It will make all of you snark better informed.

I worked at a hotel in his hometown of Halifax. After his Bruins won the cup, he came back and went on a rager and stayed in a suite. Total jerk in every interaction. He brought back a girl, and whenever be finished he had her get her BOYFRIEND come and pick her up(as if he couldn’t surge for cab fare). Guy came in…

Catholic ACE (association for Catholic Education) isn’t fundamentalist ACE (accelerated Christian Education). This article is about the former, you husband probably suffered the latter.