The bit about the minivans in the Lowe article is priceless!

I’m an old (32) and have never been to the site, but this is exactly what I imagine Thought Catalog to be.

They factor in Neil Gaiman’s Sandman in a much cooler way

I saw the title of this post and go so worried that you were actually leaving Jezebel. Don’t scare us like that! Good song tho...

So I never realised just how close to the end of his run I saw them but in 2000 I drove from Canuckistan down to Boston for a show. It was when Auf de Maur was their bass player. I wore a Canadian flag like a cape and got to the front row. She took it from me and I got a fistful of picks as thanks.

God I wish you worked at the kind of college that would turn viewing knotting fanfic on your computer into a quest for safe spaces. Best of luck at Uproxx.

“you’d get more warmth and responsiveness from a handheld mixer.” Amazing...I will never make pureed soup again without thinking of the travails of my wife as a newlywed.

This CEO statement is my fight song!

I love the smart car that drives off over the beach at 3:29 saying Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope

As a former professional puppeteer and current academic, it seems to have fallen to me to note that this is an absolutely gold mine to practically relate Butler’s theory of gender performance? All the internal complexities have been externalized in a way that can lead 3rd graders into a productive theoretical…

Behold, the art-criticism equivalent of Young Earth Creationism! As much as your reasons matter, my non reasons are equally valid!