I watched that to completion.

In my experience, Salty, your math is a little aggressive, although not far off.

I haven’t been this proud to be Canadian since the 2016 US presidential election.

Jordi Evole: What about Cristiano Ronaldo?

This blog is uh aging well

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“Would you like to see the empty eyes of a man who’s almost positive that he’s just fucked up, with nothing left for him to do about it?”

Jeez. With all those falls going on, I hope Life Alert was one of the sponsors!

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

Canadian Disaster’s Rank!:

If you read anything today, read this. (Read it before you read anything else here, frankly.)

Heh. Absolutely true story. It’s the late ‘80s (this is important), and I’m with my long-term GF (about my age, 22/23 or so), in her bedroom at her folks’ house. Sometime about midnight-ish, rowdiness starts to happen, and the GF is pining for some candle-play. So the tapers come out (we were duly diligent, so they…

“This is my regret face.”

SO let’s bring this home. Company B decides to buy Takata...

I thought the last 10 months would have been sufficient warning about the dangers of replacing a competent black man with an inexperienced and unqualified white guy, but here we are again.

Trust me, it looks much better with a blue top. It was the one thing that was changed and it was done purely for aesthetic reasons (it can be easily change back to grey at any time). The only two options from the factory were grey and black and grey just did not look very good with the original color combination.…

Fuck you, The Economist. This is what obituaries are supposed to be like.

Like others have said, reflecting on my behavior in years past causes me some discomfort when I recognize that I did some questionable shit. I thought that because I wasn’t like the guy I knew in college who laughed when he talked about how many women he had raped that I was in the clear but, hindsight being 20/20, I…

If true, this would be the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has done in about 15 years.

If you’re a Toronto sports fan, you already know where this is going. Encarnacion gonna pull a Kessel. Guaranteed. #killme