Who the fuck seeded this bracket? Nobody takes Max Boot seriously enough to warrant a 2 seed. 

Please reformat this analysis into a meme. Example:

He took 45% of the vote in the primaries out of a field that was realistically just two candidates, and without the name recognition of a former first lady and secretary of state. Multiple polls have given him the highest approval ratings of any active politician. He consistently polls well across multiple…

Splinter is a media outlet with an editorial policy that leans pretty far to the left. They’ll naturally offer more favorable coverage to a candidate whose policy goals reflect that. So its obvious they would go hard against a candidate whose voting record and otherwise lack of stated policies leave much to be desired…

Do you think when someone says “break up the banks” they mean “abolish banks”?

Nothing you’ve linked to offers any contradictions. You can break up the largest banks and still tax financial institutions. Also there is a two year gap between those articles.

“ he has 18 months to fill in the blanks!”

How is Beto trying to change things? What policy positions has Beto taken that make you most optimistic? Which of his policies would you criticize if you had to?

Fuck your comment section, I’ll take a Beto hit piece every day for the next two years please.  Fuck this phony asshole.

I asked you a straight forward question in good faith. If you can’t answer it without this catty, high school drama attitude then just don’t respond.

Why would you assume that? What makes you think adding a progressive to the ticket would be anything other than a cynical ploy to garner favor with the left without actually committing to progressive policies?

So a ticket that can’t decide if it wants to empower marginalized communities or incarcerate them?

I guess we won’t really know if neoliberal austerity is really unpopular if we don’t give it a chance to be rejected at least a dozen times. Good luck Beto!

What’s sad is McCain’s fail-daughter can effortlessly garner headlines week after week and a true galaxy brain like Laura Loomer has to chain herself to something to get any attention. 

We’re gonna build the empire folks! We’re gonna build it and the vassal states are gonna pay for it!

Sorry I’m late. I don’t have any strong opinions about reggae but you were wrong about a thing. 

Who says all the trolls are in comment sections?

“To question someone’s loyalty because they’re Jewish, I think, is terrible. It’s something that we shouldn’t question at all.”

Sorry I’m late. You’re a fucking idiot. 

It’s not easy singing your own praises while simultaneously jamming your tongue up Jeff Bezos’ asshole but dammit he finds a way!