How did Bernie’s statement sound like a lie? He’s been telling women for 40 years they can become president. Meanwhile, Warren has been lying about her own ethnicity until last year. Why anyone would give Warren the benefit of the doubt is beyond me.

You know who is REAL double trouble?

Pour one out

Yep, solidarity for the deadspin folks!

Jezspin forever

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Please stop autoplaying videos, if I want to watch it I will click on it myself.

I saw Darby Allin jump onto BrodyKing’s back with a skateboard with thumbtacks on the bottom of it at a PWG show and ever since then he has been my son and I love and support him in all of his endeavors.

Because he’s an actual leftist and they share the same anticapitalist values. 

at a guess i’d say they don’t trust Warren on the basis that she hasn’t given any indication that she would be anything other than a status quo president when it comes to foreign policy and the military, whereas Bernie has always been vocally opposed to the military industrial complex (though how that would translate…

The fact that they didn’t even get a farewell post just felt like an extra gut punch for absolutely no reason.

I wish your shithead executives would let you and your readers publicly mourn Splinter. It is missed.

Yeah, this is a bad take. His version of “scaling back” still meets or exceeds the workload of every other candidate.

No, she sucked.

How about just for the fact that she just about ran the laziest, most out of touch, arrogant campaign like ever?