actionjohnny
Action Johnny
actionjohnny

McClatchy, an American news service for over a hundred years and winner of multiple Pulitzers, is a “Maduro mouth piece”. You are such a disingenuous little shit. 

Fucking spineless centrist assholes who cozy up to fascists and neo-cons when there’s a chance to exploit the global south. And there’s no shortage of willing stooges like Mortal Dictata who will cheer them on for a laugh. 

Laughable to hear you talk about callousness when there are dozens of human rights disasters happening anywhere at any given time but you’re silent. Where’s your outrage for Haiti? Or Yemen? Why aren’t you demanding regime change there?

“You can’t have all of these things at once” says the woman who will brain you with a three-hole punch for being a minute late for work. 

Says the man who was surely raised by a series of increasingly traumatized governesses. 

Except the scales were actually tipped in favor for Clinton. Donna Brazile said as much in her book and Clinton being in control of the DNC’s finances were hardly a secret.

Months later and you’re still harping on this but yeah, she’s the fragile one. 

Dang it now I can’t do white genocide. Curse you klansmen!

People who think this is a do-over for 2016 and don’t care about any stakes beyond that. 

Better things just aren’t possible!

Yes, what are we to do about those vile people who mostly exist in your head?

bUt MaDUro iS a dICtatOr

You calling someone a serial contrarian without a sliver of self awareness is legitimately the most hilarious thing I’ve read all day.

Normal fucking country we got here. 

I would have thought the casual racism and disdain of women were enough to qualify him as a gamer. 

The name also makes me think he’s the god of some obscure post-apocalyptic cargo cult. Something the feral children from Beyond Thunderdome would worship. 

“Bill Shine” sounds like a Stephen King villain who sells haunted real estate.  So of course he works in this administration. 

Oh, so forcing the help to buy your lemonade as a child isn’t work? Check your fucking privilege, Hamilton. 

Fuck it. Masks off.