My hometown is going to be under water by the time my daughter retires but fuck it. America’s lard-asses need their treats.

I am just in awe of your impossibly smooth brain and your ability to cherry pick examples pulled straight from your imagination and present them as solid and real. 

Maybe if you didn’t spend all of your time googling archaic words to punch up your gaslighting bullshit you could string together a coherent thought. 

“I was comparing their evangelical bases and their vituperative natures”

It’s not a straw man. You’re equating two vastly different politicians. Don’t throw that term around if you don’t fully understand it. 

Oh boy my favorite part of the horseshoe theory is how no one can site a specific example of collaboration between fascists and the far left. “They’re both challenging the status quo so they must be the same!”

“Bernie Bro’s” were never a real phenomenon. They were a handful of twitter bots and trolls who were amplified by the Clinton campaign. 

You’re a clown because you believe the biggest threat to this country is people with bad manners. You don’t care who gets into office as long as they’re inoffensive.

Searches for her name on Twitter and doles out “Well actually” replies all day. 

Totally get it. What’s the point of quality racism if there’s no one around to be triggered by it? Give this man his audience!

“Ocasio-Cortez, at least, has better branding”

My favorite part of this whole debacle is Chelsea Clinton and her million followers chasing a Jewish guy off of twitter for being anti-Semitic. 

These assholes will always prefer to take ten steps to the right rather than one step to the left.

“I was fine with openly embracing white nationalism and institutional racism but now you’re telling me my wallet is going to take a hit and I can’t buy that third Sea-Doo?  Now I’m outraged!”

Also dudebra, “Robber Barron” is not the preferred nomenclature. “Differently Wealthed” please.

No they did not but the whiplash metaphor doesn’t work without it.

Bleak!

Look I’m not bitter I just want the correct call at the correct moment. If that means a booth review every time the ball moves an inch in either direction and an extra two hours added to every game and the game is irrevocably broken as every instance of every play is examined down to the last micron and all of you…

If kinja keeps logging you out check and see if you allow cross-site tracking in your browser settings. I had this problem a few months back.

Yeah to the guys in the greys sorry I can see the notifications and half the comment but I can’t get Kinja to load it.