Got him

Seconded. If you want to see the actual ramifications of a disinformation campaign, prank or otherwise, just look at BOPHA.

Got ‘em. 

All of your BIG BRAIN takes are still up because I want everyone to see how good and smart they are.

Love giving equal representation to my political enemies. It’s the best. 

Mississippi + Alabama = Dumbfuckistan. 

Hush. You’re not supposed to say that part out loud. This is purely about aesthetics. 

I sure as hell don’t care and they can kiss my entire ass.  Fuck people I don’t agree with.

Two halves of a broken pool cue should sort this conundrum nicely. 

If anyone is worried about the flag looking weird I have some thoughts. Just start merging some of our more useless states. One Dakota, one Carolina. Mississippi and Alabama have no excuse for being two states. Erase the border between Arkansas and Oklahoma and it’ll be years before either state notices.

And how many of those burgers do you think he’s sent back with instructions to “make it like Wendy’s”. 

Please. He’s a New Yorker you think he’s gonna order that garbage? Only authentic New York slices.

Wow, it’s so simple. Just have more money next time you dummies!

Nobody cares about the cowboys I hope they’re coached by Jason Garret forever. Fuck ‘em. 

I will choke you with my own hands how dare you sir

Bullshit they played to the wire and gave this saints fan fits the whole goddamn game. Nick Foles is a Fucking legend.

Jesus Christ, this country is doomed to trip over its own dick into oblivion forever. 

No it’s his giant meaty cock!

They’re a little too busy wailing about Jill Stein and purity tests to hear much of anything right now. 

Sir, thank you for your service Mr. Belt, sir!