Yes, be thankful for the plate of shit that respects all races. 

Old person wants more of the same isn’t exactly news. 

Today is the day Greenwell truly became EIC. 

“I think I would have been a good general, but who knows?”

Here’s a person who’s sure to have a lot of fascinating takes on skull shapes and race. 

Yeah but Frey is really only powerful because he inherited prime real estate. Also he has a habit of trading in wives for a newer model when he gets bored. So it kinda works. 

Shut it down, Splinter. You just got GOT!

Happy Birthday Don Jr! Here’s to another year of knowing deep down in the pit of your soul that daddy has to be reminded of the occasion and his secretary probably signs the card.

You’re both kind of right. Anyone who says they need to win “white working class” voters is missing the point. Labor is no longer the unified voting bloc it once was and Chuck Schumer all but told them to fuck off in 2016 so they could chase suburban wine mom votes.

So he let his little hobby get in the way of success? 

Why use a pic of some no-name prospect who never managed to crack a Yankees roster?

I’m not seeing a prominent crucifix anywhere.  Cowards!

To be fair I also get a warm, fuzzy feeling at the thought of a bipartisan icon moldering on a dais. 

I absolutely, one hundred percent do not give a shit when this happens to the other side. Call me a hypocrite.

The guy who threw his shoes at Bush but instead it’s Cheney and instead of shoes it’s twenty claw hammers and instead of missing each one hits him square in the forehead all while Black Betty by Ram Jam plays.

The warehouse pictured is now upscale condos priced for people who come from out of town. The neighborhood is full of transient film industry people who divide their time between New Orleans, Atlanta and L.A.

Trust me it’s from no great height that I look down on you but here we are. You are lower than fucking swine.

I hope you get popped in the mouth one of these days you smug little shit because you’ve more than earned it. Someone who posts goofs in articles about holocaust deniers and murder victims does not get to take the fucking high road.

Take your cringey resistance portmanteaus and shove them up your ass. 

Fuck off. You’re here to troll, you’ve admitted as much in the past and you admit as much now. You are the reason regulars got purged and all because you have a sad little axe to grind with a website that has been dead and buried for two fucking years.