I don’t want you to do shit but fuck off. For as much as you centrist goons bitch and moan about purity tests you’re the ones who shout the loudest in forums that weren’t made for you.

Would you rather they had done a deep dive into his voting record before the election? Because I have a feeling the #resistance cell that stalks this site would have shit depleted uranium bricks over it.

Except you’re not moving on. You’re going to be here every day shitting on leftist policy from your smug high horse from now until the heat death of the universe. 

“Hi I’m Beto O’Rourke and I believe *kickflip to nose manual* the free market can better serve all of society’s needs!”

You gonna eat this treat out of my open palm or what?

“you realize ice has been around far before trump was president right?”

Gotta say I’m a little suspicious of the decision to hold the majority of these debates in fast food parking lots and drained pools. 

Fuck these border pigs and fuck anyone still waffling on dissolving this corrupt agency. 

You did it. You’ve birthed the most cursed comment section on this site. 

Nothing like a stiff one at the end of a long, hard day in Bonerland. 

It was grey when I found it.

WHAT AN INTERESTING FIRST COMMENT YOU MADE. 

Nice. 

Nice. 

Boy that purge sure worked like a charm! Actual left-wing opinions buried in a deep grey abyss while this dipshit is at the top of the heap selling timeshares in Fashland.

And when you get your crumbs they start the process of gutting funding for crumb allocation. 

Kids these days don’t respect lazy  commenters like they used to. 

Ok but the GOP’s main point of contention with Gillum is 100 percent true. He is clearly black. 

Rest up, Drew. This WYTS is writing itself.

I miss the Marchman days when Deadspin staff were all portrayed by hand carved marionettes. 

No honorable mention for the unflushable centrist goons in Splinter’s comments that still manage to float back to the top?