I will retweet everything I see tweeted by a Krassenstein. I’m in this for the long haul.

For the time being let’s set aside the potential implications of this so we can all admit to ourselves that we’re messy bitches who live for this drama. 

That crowd sure is quiet at the moment!

So weird that decades of enacting policies geared towards keeping your constituents poor hasn’t resulted in a bountiful harvest of small dollar donations. Let’s brainstorm this at the next $10,000 plate gala fundraising event. 

It’s okay to foster rape culture in some instances because my progressive views on other topics give me some leeway THREAD (1/32)

One of the most decadent things I’ve ever done for myself was setting up the barbecue pit and grilling bratwurst for myself and eating them on the back porch with a six pack. 

Oh man I have my own Bob and David story and I wasn’t even thinking about it until I read yours.

Anyone who buys name brand seltzer is a chump. 

This is going to be a whole chapter in Acosta’s eventual memoir. 

This is like watching a fish flopping around on the bottom of a boat. The purge hit this guy pretty hard.

I hope he spends the entire day crying  into his ham salad.

Her first act as speaker will be to apologize to Republicans for all the fuss and demand that Democratic Reps hand over their lunch money as a show of goodwill.

Eat shit, fivehead. 

Trump had to put out an effort for this and he will never forgive Ryan for it. Winners don’t try everyone knows that.

If Abrams pulls this off she should make voters prove they’re not several large jugs of mayonnaise in a suit posing as politicians. 

I’m no gun guy but is that not an AR15? Have these goons accidentally made the case that we’re more in danger from white nationalists than anything else?

Folks we gotta get those bibles out of the hotel rooms. I can’t maintain my constant witchcraft induced priapism needed for my all night homo scoutmaster orgies with the Word of God rebuking me from the nightstand. 

I remember when Deadspin comments were not as funny as they were two years prior. 

The thing that shocks me about amendment 2 in Louisiana is the broad support it’s had. It needed two-thirds of a very conservative legislature to get it onto the ballot and it was backed by George Soros AND the Koch Brothers.

“Guys this is so counterproductive. I mean we’re gonna fuck over so many brown people WORLDWIDE with our policies. Just be patient.”