I CANT FUCKING READ THIS IVE BEEN BANISHED TO ETERNAL TWILIGHT SEND HELP

For fuck’s sake you purge your comments and this doofus is out here lobbing softballs.

I’m sorry but being “not Ted Cruz” isn’t going to cut it. They’ve got to tap into the reserve of voters who would normally vote for Cruz but would rather see him eat shit even more. 

Speaking of thirsty...

Supposedly every box was to come with one signed James Stockdale hologram card but nobody could recall how they got there. 

Personally I think he/she is the Dread Pirate Roberts of Kinja sites. The real Tomatoface retired to Patagonia the day Gawker went tits up. 

You hear that, Brownback? Your “Worst Governor” coffee mug is shit now!

To paraphrase a great American and legitimate businessman; Tomatoface has been living rent-free in your head for 2+ years. 

In Splinter Commenter Year Zero let it be known that Andrew Daisuke was among the Party Faithful. 

I deserve this. 

He’s squatting on his desk as we speak. 

It was a journey for me too.

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Everyone at the game knew what he was doing the second he reached under that pad and they fucking loved it. It was a fun bit of fan service and the entire fox broadcast crew can be sewn together in a human centipede ouroboros and eat shit forever for all I care. 

David: This day the Lord will deliver you into my hand. I will strike you down and I will give the dead bodies of the host of the Philistines this day to the birds of the air and to the wild beasts of the earth.

This comment is a work of art. Beautiful. Print it out and put it on display in the Hermitage. 11/10.

Wow, wildly inaccurate statement. Anime is NOT for children it is actually illegal and therefore it is for no one. 

I mean it doesn’t take a genius to diagnose all the problems with Apple.