He has a big ol’ lump behind one of his ears that I had never noticed before and could not stop staring at during Oppenheimer, so  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The budget is crazy for how cheap it looks.

I’m visiting Melbourne and Sydney from Toronto (Women’s World Cup trip) and decided to check it out, having heard good things. I thought it had great sound design and some creepy imagery, but if I was gonna watch a movie directed by an Australian that’s not really scary and has great sound design, it’s gonna be Leigh…

I’ve not heard of her but her name is fascinating.

Meanwhile Raven parlayed her own light skinned black woman cosplay into a gig doing RuPaul’s makeup (easy enough when she'd been painting herself the same shade) and executive producer credits...

Cursed monkey paw shit, truly.

WHO DO YOU CALL WHEN YOU WANT SOME PEPPERONI?

(She’s black... let her therapist handle that.)

It was devastating for me to watch Pierce Brosnan being fun and good in a superhero movie and having that movie be Black fucking Adam. 

That’s why his ego about this is so funny to me. He makes okay movies that make okay money. As much as he wants to believe that he saved the Fast and the Furious franchise, Fast Five made a metric fuckton of money because it was a legitimately fun heist movie, not because The Rock showed up to awkwardly call Gina…

All You Need is Kill fucking sucks as a title too, though.

The reaction to Scream 5 and 6 (especially 6) make me feel like I’m taking crazy pills. They both were aggressively okay for me, with 5's extremely laboured Once Upon a Time... In Hollywood reference and 6 having a real “Sure, I guess” climax and immediately walking back its one creative idea basically 10 minutes into…

I remember I was talking to a friend back when Rogue Nation came out and we were saying all the standard shit about how Cruise is increasingly willing to share the spotlight in the M:I movies, and then we were like “And he kind of has an age-appropriate love interest— oh wait, Rebecca Ferguson is 32 and Tom Cruise is…

It does if you’re young and are familiar the “new _____ just dropped” construction.

Lmao exactly. Sorry you feel like content to be consumed, Miranda

No The Devil Wears Prada vs. Superman Returns? Dorky preteen me made a lot of pretend money betting on Prada in the Hollywood Stock Exchange game (also on shorting Kevin Spacey, though that did over a decade to finally pay off).

As hard as it is for to root for a man whose wrestling costume was jorts, John Cena just seems like an all around solid dude.

Her version of “I Say a Little Prayer” does slap, though. Something about how she goes “I say a little...” and lets the backup singers finish the “...prayer for you” is just so great. I heard that version for the first time in a cab on a trip to Amsterdam with my best friend. I highly recommend the 2006 compilation The…

Choosing to read this as a euphemism. 

I’m rooting for Lindsay. She was dealt a really shitty hand with the exploitative train wreck parents she has. Her comedic chops remind me of Brittany Murphy, who was also often unfairly maligned.