Me, yelling as they strip me of my Canadian citizenship: Simu Liu has no charisma! He’s like a sentient can of beige paint!

Nah, it’s typical deranged misogyny. Imagine following a professional surfer’s Instagram, liking a bunch of her surfing pics, then once you start dating her, going back through all of her pics and sending her specific ones to take down because you think they’re too revealing and pretending that she violated your…

not only speaks regularly, but almost always wears clothes

The casting of Mads Mikkelsen and Boyd Holbrook as a Nazi scientist and a racist Southerner who would collaborate with him is so spot on it’s almost lazy.

Yeah, about that Sallah...

Look at what the LGBT groomers have done to my dog:

Your Uncle just Passed this morning.... please Share funny memories.... Tell. Your mom I “said Hi!”

Do you mean a fourth? Because 102 Dalmatians was the second take on live action Dalmatians.

No ❤️

You just unlocked a memory of preteen movie nerd me being convinced that Josie and the Pussycats was gonna be a box office smash because every girl and gay bestie in my peer group was talking about the music video ad campaign that would run practically every commercial break on the WB. I remember checking the box…

Now I am become Skipper, destroyer of Dream Houses. 

#JusticeForChromeDomes

Kind of like how people who ungrey your normal comments give a platform to someone who is otherwise an unrepentant racist?

People need to get into checking comment histories before they ungrey commenters. Like, the “reasonable take” talking about how the AV Club is platforming Roseanne’s dumbass conspiracy theories is coming from this guy:

The only thing I know about David Corenswet is that his grandpa came up with those Choose Your Own Adventure books, and that absolutely rules. 

Right, like she could’ve just said “watches racist porn” or whatever. Anyway, “Comme des Garçons” still slaps and she did have the one of the better fight sequences in John Wick 4 so I will forget about this by the end of the day. 

Black and latino.

Honestly, Transformers was better than I thought it’d be, but still not as good as Bumblebee was.

Ooh, I bet it’s because they went “woke” and cast people of colour as leads. Anthony Ramos’s Wikipedia says he isn’t just Latino, he’s Afro-Latino (whatever that means), and — get this — the black person is a woman! I also have it on good authority that the director is also a black.