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I feel like I was constantly hearing arguments about Cardi B, but folks are just collectively pretending Ice Spice can rap???

Nah, check the tweet; he hit her with a big ass phone.

This response is the one that’s weirdly defensive; you asked if there were people who go to Twitter to listen to music and they were literally just explaining to you that there are little pockets of Twitter who do just that. They certainly didn’t say or imply that you were culturally insensitive not to know whatever

Absolutely unsettling spelling of “poofing” on your part. 

She should still be top choice for a Cabbage Patch Kids movie. 

No hyperbole allowed!

But he didn’t report it, did he? He didn’t involve authorities, he didn’t suggest someone put her in touch with a counsellor, he didn’t express concern that she could be being abused.

No, they didn’t:

Oh yeah, for sure; it’s just tomorrow she’s gonna hop on Instagram and wish death of someone’s child and then her spot-on advice about who should be allowed to climb Coochie Mountain will be lost to the sands of time.

Anyway, I wish Azealia Banks could go five minutes without saying something truly vile because the girl’s got some bangers and was ahead of the curve with her more house music influenced tracks.

“I’m going to f—k you to make you realize you aren’t gay.”

Warner Bros. is apparently so scared of spoilers leaking out about the film’s ending that it’s holding only a single premiere for the movie, just four days before it hits the public.

A lot of folks seem to have memory-holed that particular piece of information. And it’s not like you had to be an AV Club-reading weirdo to know: the initial trailer/promo material showed that title. But also the pandemic means time isn’t real so I guess it’s unsurprising that people don’t remember.

You are an absolute maniac, but also I want to rewatch Iron Man 3 now.

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I want them to lean into the fact that the ocean is full of scary things. As much as it being CGI gobbledegook held it back, the trench scene did look cool when they dove into the water chased by all sea monsters:

“I loved my time on ‘Fringe,’ but the truth is that was originally a story about a female protagonist… and the show turned into a story about father and son. Very often in this business, that’s what tends to happen… A lot of the time, those boy shows, it’s not that there’s anything against women, they just don’t know

Seeing it in the theater when it came out, it was everything (at the time) any fan of comics could have hoped for in a superhero movie that the others at the time just hadn’t gotten quite right.

I was definitely on the fence about the animation, and you make a great point about the trailers working against it. I remember I took my nephew and my mom to see Bumblebee, Spider-Verse, and Aquaman over the course of a week, in that order. Let me tell you, Aquaman does not play well when you watch it after movies

Yes! It’s such a good shot.

You must’ve been absolutely fuming when Beauty and the Beast was nominated for Best Picture in 1991. It’s for kids!