I have never been able to feel the Spider-Man 2 love. I want to adore it the way literally everyone seems to, but I’m just like... the comedic bits are grating; it looks so cheap, like a mid-90s WB set; it undercuts its sincerity by playing to the cheap seats; the dialogue is straight trash at times. I think it nails…

It is insane to me that the majority of visitors now use that ugly ass new Reddit.

Wait, season four‽

There is something so genuinely irritating about the way you respond to this; like, you can’t just acknowledge that the very obvious violent and racist imagery went over your head because you’re missing a huge chunk of the context (and let’s be real, this isn’t specialized knowledge: not knowing that black men’s…

There’s something darkly funny about racists hating someone so much that killing them isn’t enough, you’ve gotta play with their dick.

Blair Brown was right about the folks in charge shifting the focus of the show away from Olivia, which sucks because I really loved that emotionally constipated weirdo, and the show suffered when it became about Peter.

Well, yeah, which is why the person quoted goes on to say as much: “but she also figures that Cuse wasn’t even bringing up racist imagery on purpose and was just so used to being able to do whatever he wanted that it didn’t occur to him to consider otherwise.”

Legit guffawed. Great username and comment synergy, and I look forward to the release of Super Midnights: Turbo HD Remix.  

You’ve just made me realize I’ve never seen Shawshank all the way through; I just felt like I had because it was always on TBS or something...

the jive-talking comic relief bots

I didn’t believe Columbus when he fucked that manatee and claimed it was a mermaid, and I don’t believe you. I hope that whale can find peace.

Um. SO much to tell you. I’m a massive fan of this brilliant artist and after getting to know her I can confirm: she is THE ONE to watch. So delighted to say that Karma Featuring the incredible @icespicee_ will be out TOMORROW night at MIDNIGHT ET as a part of the new Midnights…

Sure, we can all agree that loshersh always hwhine abut their best and winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen, but I just could never get on board with The Rock, or Michael Bay movies in general, my pure and true love for Ambulance aside.

My mom told me she rewatched Con Air on TV just last week, commercials and all, which prompted me to rewatch it on streaming because it rules. I agree about its ubiquity; it feels like it’s always been playing on some cable channel my whole life. I was in the comments calling it a perfect movie recently because a…

My nephew watches pirated episodes of anime on YouTube that have been mirrored, put in a weird split-screen, and broken up into 3-minute segments to beat the copyright detection. These kids are living like fucking animals. 

The additions of Dwayne Johnson and the Agency spy-tech bullshit are the worst things about the franchise now. Johnson’s delivery of “You sumbitch” in the post-credits scene, complete with a pause for the crowd to go wild, is the lamest and most self-serious line reading ever — which shouldn’t be possible when the…

Yeah, I’m hoping for well executed stunts, not just bigger and stupider stunts. 

*AKA Latino Phil Hartman

I miss that one deranged The Rock stan who would post his box office numbers and insist that he revitalized the franchise by coming on board for F5 (F5 being legit entertaining had nothing to do with its success, apparently). Ultimately, Diesel and Johnson’s exact brand of insufferable dickheadery means it’s no…

The live-action Lilo & Stitch, which has faced critiques in some quarters for casting actors who are lighter-skinned than their animated counterparts—including Sydney Agudong as Lilo’s sister Nani.