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You thinking that black Americans are “eons” removed from Africa while offering commentary on remarks from a black man whose great-great-grandparents were slaves and has the last name FREEMAN... *chef’s kiss*, no notes.

Nice, weirdos who are deeply uncomfortable thinking about racial inequality will have new Morgan Freeman quotes for me. I was getting tired of the references to his old “the only to get rid of racism is to stop talking about it” chestnut.

I”m not wild about a lot of new actors, but Hoult is really terrific.

Damn, you live in the US and you don’t know a lil’ Spanish?

They had a TV show?!

I think Elizabeth Olsen is great in everything I’ve seen her in, with the glaring exception of the MCU. I still haven't gotten around to WandaVision, so this is only based on the movies. 

It’s so weird how his brand of “Internet humour” is just shit people laughed at 10 - 20 years ago. It’s all doge and 420/69 and, I’m sure if we give it long enough, i can has cheezburger.

I’ll be in the comments typing “Zamn, Zaddy 😩😩😩” with everyone else, I fear.

They’ll strip me of my Canadian citizenship for this, but her version of Black Sheep is better than Metric’s.

That man is never going to be post-twink.

They’re French, lol.

Bitt’rsweet mem’ries / Yond is all I am taking with me

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Reminds me of when my one-woman Savage Garden jukebox musical was overrun by these dudes:

Heh, I told my classmates my crush was Paul; my diary knew that it was really Rachel...

The presence of “to” is why that theory doesn't hold water for me. 

No ❤️

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen every episode of S Club 7 in Miami (was it called that too in the States, or was that just a Canada thing?). It was appointment viewing after school in the Ninja Robot Pirate household.

Clearly no one asked for this but the people in charge are gonna pre-emptively make some minor changes while demonstrating that they don’t understand the source material at even the most basic level (Ursula is a villain — the things she’s saying are not true! And Ariel wants Eric to kiss her!) while pointing to an

I was going to leave a “you used ‘latinx’ and now the weirdos are going to complain” comment but then I was like, “Nah, too predictable” and yet here we are.