You think those were inexplicable?

A friend was annoyed by this too and was saying a couple of weeks ago in our movies group chat that Riseborough would secure a nom and that she felt it would be at the expense of Deadwyler (we try hard not care about the Oscars and consistently fail — shout out to my friends for putting up with my “In this essay, I…

That's Guy-Man Man Christ to you, sir. 

The Ana de Armas agenda simply must be stopped.

Yeah, the screenplay nod makes no sense.

Three Billboards sucking is a hill I’ll die on.

It’s so good! Unfortunately it made me very excited for X-Men 3...

There was a time when pre-teen me tried to see every comic book movie theatrically because “They’re making a movie based on a comic book!!” I spent my hard-earned allowance on The Spirit and tried to convince myself it wasn’t that bad; I was genuinely disappointed that I didn’t get to Jonah Hex before it bombed out of…

Jokes? In this economy?!

Oh geez, reminds me of when my diet of cider, candy, and a truly shameful number of Big Macs saw me laid up with gout (!) not too far into the pandemic. I’ll never forget the look on the doctor’s face when I answered his questions about what I’d been eating.

Still bummed that Juno Temple got basically nothing to do in The Dark Knight Rises as the Holly Robinson-type character whose name I can’t remember...

The full title is 1883: The Bass Reeves Story (He’s One of the Good Ones).

I always thought “Style” was better than “Blank Space”, but I'm told by the Swifties in my life that this is a hot take. 

This could’ve been you lot:

Oh, for sure; he was always looking for an excuse to go off and do his own thing. I just find it funny that both and Meghan have said things that make it very clear that their criticism of the monarchy is really only occurring because they weren’t embraced by it.

The handling of Harry’s relationship with Meghan really has been a spectacular own goal for the royal family. They would’ve been able to point to Harry and Meghan as a sign of the new, modern monarchy without actually having to do anything new and modern if they could’ve been slightly less assholish. Instead, Harry’s…

And Beast Wars was called Beasties for those of us in Canada because the broadcaster, YTV, considered the original title too violent. Like how it was Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles in the UK.

And yet again the indie rock musicians whose parents have their own Wikipedia pages breathe a sigh of relief as the discourse flies past them. 

Just the “Tom Hanks got Greek citizenship because pedophilia is considered a disability there” QAnon conspiracy theories.