It’s “I’m.” Thank you for making my case.

His telltale inability to correctly use “you’re” over “your” aligns with most all Fox News viewers.

“Cake by the Ocean” (a powerfully horny song if you read the lyrics)...

They are basically just Fainting Goats, collapsing when startled.

Do you guys NOT have phones?

I’m guessing Judge Hanser will reach around Florida precedent and pull a fast one on us.

Didn’t he choke on his own tongue and die in a Baltimore prison jail?

Very true. Jizyah typically comes DOWN short.

Sooo true! I eventually got the perk were my thralls never vaporize, but it was way too much of a commitment. I long for variety (and brevity) in my reanimated “soul” mates.

This is EXACTLY why I became a necromancer. I make new friends everywhere I go. Our dialogue consists mostly grunts and wails, but its a heartwarming reminder that they are still there for me and I’m not alone... until they inevitably collapse into a pile a dust.

Had they reversed the direction of that triangular accent piece on the shoulder pads, it would look like miniature wings when they do their silly little “airplane” celebration.

Maybe his new boss rubbed him the wrong way.

If they were driving in circles really really fast, they would be bro-nuts.

That soccer field is looking Minnesota AND feeling Minnesota.