THIS.

Ooka-shaka, ooka, ooka, ooka-shaka...

Slugfest had some of the best sports video game commentary. At one point the color guy goes on about facing an intimidating Abe Lincoln on the mound, starting in with his beady eyes and that drifter beard.

If you want to complain about anything, let’s start with the get up.

At least there will be plenty of uncomfortable, under-stuffed, unsold pillows to absorb their tears and muffle their screams.

Our buns have no seeds.

“Unless something literally illegal was done, it seems like an overreach to punish someone in this way.”

Sadly, there is no Konami Code for the disbelieving, anti-science Boomers. Dinosaurs will die.

That despicable piece Ajit simple doesn’t give Ajit.

And come bonus time, He’ll get $100000 and She’ll get $1000.00.

I’m surprised no one from this administration has suggested combating the Corona Virus with Lyme disease.

You mean it’s not pronounced “yee-if”?

So, what you are saying is:

Seems very Pet Cemetery-ish.

What is this? One hundred units!? The number has to be at least... 3 times bigger!

It is sad, the late 90s had some really educational shows, like Dora and Umizoomi, and they sometimes rerun them. But it’s painfully clear that all the new shows focus on toy characters and changing the vehicles to restock Walmarts shelves. And you're absolutely right, it sneaky!

If you don’t think that Paw Patrol is one giant commercial for preschoolers, then you don’t have toddlers. Nick Jr has virtually abandoned any semblance of educational programming to sell toys.

I think that my desire for a sequel to Dark Alliance is older than the video director of that preview.

At first, I was like, C’mon, it can’t be THAT bad. But it managed to be worse than I could have imagined.

“...but your pant legs!"