“Icy, what you did there!”

-Coach Dreiling to #3

“PUT X IN THE CENTER SQUARE!”

This is a very valid critique of the film, and I did enjoy your recommendations. I just wanted to be one of those comments guys who yells out, “Your list is incomplete and your opinion is wrong!” for once.

What! No “The Searchers”?

I guess my joke BOMBed... 🙄

Seriously, Youth Soccer Programs have been found all around this country and some nutjobs keep waiting for it to explode. The sport is a dud.

AND Twitch user “Noballsyouwill”...

(It was!) 🤫

In the immortal words of Dr. Jake Houseman: When I’m wrong, I say I’m wrong.

My apologies. It was tasteless.

His blowjob guidelines might come in handy for him during the next, oh... I don't know, 15-20 years.

This excuse should be used more often in sports:

Fame is a platform. No matter what one is famous for, fame shines a light on that individual. If ESPN does not want us to examine this individual, they should remove their platform. But they know they never will, because making people famous makes ESPN lots and lots and lots of money.

An angel of the Lord appeared in a dream and said, “Citizens of Philadelphia, do not be afraid of your Eagles’ 2018 season. For you will give birth to a son, and you are to give him the name Gritty, because he will save his people from their sins.”

Back in my day, you could just jump on top of them, pin them to the ground and hope the ambient sounds muffle their screams. Now they wanna make a federal case about it?

We can’t talk about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!

Mr. <3000 ...t-cells

We don't need any more inept orange lunatics in this country. #ImpeachGritty

Welp, I guess its back to good ol’ fashion butt luges.

...with a hint of Lime-a-rita and a smokey finish.