Ironically, I am quite sure that Trump has played Super to more and a few Italian-American plumbers ...while giving them the runaround for some coin.

Snake? SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!

In an odd full-circle coincidence, Jerry himself once famously asked: “What’s wrong with 16?” Only to be told: “Trust me, 18 is just safer.”

Male PA announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
Female PA announcer: No, the white zone is for loading. There is no stopping in the red zone.
Male PA announcer: The red zone has always been for loading.
Female PA announcer: Don’t you tell me…

Any way you slice it, this guy was clearly not part of the upper crust of the food industry.

Not all of Stephen King’s work...

Do those first two words bring back memories of your travels abroad?

All that time meticulously creating an insane log flume ride, and NO “money-shot bridge”? Half the attraction of these rides (IRL) is to drenched all the onlookers watching from a footbridge over the splash zone.

Is the interior of his glove lined with a Fruit Roll-up? What kind of millennial gameplay crutch is this?

What the fuck is with that studio setup? Is he supposed to be sitting on a judge’s bench? Is it a DJ booth?

“Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... and we’ll lock’em up and put the children in fucking cages...”

At least they got outdoor detail for 90 min. But its back to the acid mines til the next ... “match.”

All this talk about that tongue... but what about those dead, unblinking eyes? Good luck getting there with those staring up at you.

To me, this would be like an MLB player asking to be benched on Jackie Robinson Day so he didn’t have to wear the #42 jersey... because he doesn’t believe that blacks should have equal rights.

I, too, foregone a possibly lucrative career in professional hockey to play NHL’95 until all hours of the night. I’ve come to terms with my decision.

Tebow has been disowned by football and broadcasting. We can’t cross him out until he’s disowned a third time.