Not only do I stand, but I pull a full-on “Captain Morgan” with one foot on the seat. This is because I only poop right before showering.... and I get naked to poop.

Or Champions: Return to Arms!

Also filed under “Swimming with Bears.”

I’ve got your “UTEP two-step” right here. BING! POW!

[Jamie has taken off her slip and sits on the training table next to Peyton with only her bra and panties. Peyton looks at her nervously]
Jamie: Have you ever been with a girl, Peyton?

I drafted Rob Bironas that season.... so, yeah.

* Work your territory, and your people.

Just goes to show that if you irresponsibly handle oil and gas long enough, you will get burned.

Please tell me that THIS was your NBA board game .... because it ROCKED! Draining half-court shots were so satisfying.

Its great for doing donuts!

But not the white onions. We couldn’t get white onions because of the War. So we use big yellow ones, which was the style back in those days...

My daily Puppy Bowl algorithm is still calculating....

Ahem... I too love the Chicken Place!

Very bad news indeed. Though, I prefer: “Phil Simms Drinking Taahm - A Game for Tolerating Phil Simms.”

“When Thenextking83 pointed out how ludicrous and laughable that a pair of penguins, say, traveled from Antarctica, say, to the Middle East to board a big-ass boat to wait out a big-ass storm that was so gnarly it flooded the entire dang planet and managed to kill all but two of each species of marine animals (who…

She really wears her emotions on her sleeve.

SWEET! I held off on buying Helldivers due to a backlog of co-op games. I love when my procrastination pays off!!

I think its fairly evident to anyone tuning into to Mike that his mind “brought the curtain down” years ago.