The only trophy Tomsula ever won was a World League Championship trophy, and he hocked that thing off years ago to buy some cologne.... which, coincidentally, shares the same name as your handle.
There has been multiple sightings of a Tomsulan-like figure meandering about the city limits...
R.I.P. Angry Sugar Bowl, you will be missed.
If only there was a puddle, a stream, a small pond, or whatever near by every time this asshole was flopping all over the turf, that would have been hilarious!
That’s also the M.O. of every past, present and future wife of the Ginger Cuisinier.
Old Glory Insurance... for when the metal ones decide to come for you.
Fox allegedly told him the exact same thing when he begged them for a sideline reporting gig.
“Grossly Inflated Self-Worth” Alex Gordon
Bespectacled Spectator Alex Gordon
When asked about signing with the Giants, JPP responded: “Man, I’ve got five kids to feed.”
It’s a baby fucking whale, dude. Hole-lee shit! What is that thing, Jay? It looks hurt.
It looks like everyone is playfully running away from a toddler, as if to say, “you catch me!”
Aw, come on... who doesn’t love hamsters?
Twitter has always been the window to the sausage factory that is “The News.” It’s somewhat surprising that people will continue to recoil in disgust as they watch the sausage being made.
He’s just shy of Donovan McNabb’s BAC.
I’ve never laughed so hard at work. With headphones on, I must’ve sounded psychotic. “Ho-lee shit!”