You stay assy, Buffalo.

What a shame. He’s such an explosive talent. He had the World in the palm of his hand, and now he’s watching it all slowly slip between his fingernubs.

While technically, this is not an experience I had at a video game store, but it was a great experience:

Well, I know one thing he won’t be relaxing in during his time off... Thanks, 2013 Estate Auction!

I always thought her signature move was simply trying too hard.

It’s almost as if Klemko is a person to whom blame is deliberately and falsely attributed in order to deflect blame from another party, such as the NFL. Is there a word for such a.... guy?

Pray for Mojo

That was created out of respect for their program and the coaches...The logistics of it were hindsight.

Why!! Why was I programmed to feel pain?!

Pigskin 621 AD.... anyone?

The last time there was this much attention on whether someone touched home plate in a minor league game Chris Hansen was in the room.

I’m such a cynic that I find none of these ads to be remotely real. I’m thinking that offscreen voice is for the viewers that say, “who’s this large black man on the TV?”

To be fair, the Bucs are the perfect team for when you’re up for whatever.

Thank you, Fox Sports, for making it easier for me to ignore Colin Cowherd.

“Oh, fuck this noise.”

Anytime you put the Dauber in the middle of some football scheme, high jinx and hilarity always ensue.

When JPP signs his payday contract, he better use his strong hand.

Tiger in 5 years now:

It’s impossible not to find a sorry Sapp in Las Vegas.

Start saving your Septims now for Oblivion VI!