And here I thought every blogger wears a black bag on their head and a Pulitzer Prize around their neck:

It’s hobbies are fast cars and fast women.

Agreed. And, if memory serves, wasn’t it also the fucking TAX RECORDS that helped save the day. What a twist!

I have one idea on who to ask first:

“The Cardinal Way”

“The Cardinal Way”

Fuck, no.

Maybe the tax code in Spain no es claro.

When I was a kid, amphibians in baseball were all the rage:

Yes, I have! Excellent stout - its actually one of my go-to beers if I see it listed at a bar/restaurant.

Totally. But, Civ II for me (cause I’m old).

(Hockey players) truly are one of a kind among professional athletes.

“Where’s Toby with my goddamn latte?”

That belt is the single hardest working thing in American politics.

There’s at least one other player shares his jersey size:

This really shouldn’t be a surprise. Gordon leads the team in singles, and Stanton clearly leads the team in taking four at a time.

And don’t forget the derivative “Bleacher Fan Pizza Wizard” gif:

No Lance Stephenson?

That’s the second worst slide I’ve ever seen.