“A lill crazy how one side has so much power that they can do as they please...”

You didn’t answer the most important question: Is it “seer-up” or “sir-up”?

Sure, he can’t predict the climate in 100 years, but we can rest assured that all of ESPN’s future hot-takes will be heating up much soon than that.

Not to be confused with Timbuk3, who made our favorite montage song for every 80’s movie ever:

Not to be confused with Timbuk3, who made our favorite montage song for every 80’s movie ever:

Yeah, I guess Kale doesn’t agree with everyone.

You know, $6 million is pretty cheap for 660 HRs, especially when you consider that the Yankees have paid double that amount for only two HRs.

“Baxter, bark twice if you’re in Milwaukee.”

Kale is a real wholesome kid.

Sign says, “Stay away, fools” ...cause love rules at the luh-huh-hove shack.

Unlike Jr., Tommy Sr. sounds like a real blowhard.

He should ask about The Penis Mightier.

“It looks like this is my lucky day. I’ll take the rapist for 200.”

YES! I came here to post the same thing.

Fair enough, I’ll spot you the O. However, there’s certainly STINKY somewhere in there.

“Mark it down. It’s going to start with K, and there is definitely no H.”

Three? I’m already up to 38... and still counting!

I’ve got a formula for you: This Party - My Attendance = Good Times All Around

“So wait, why is the NFL allowed to switch its stance for punishment?!”