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Armando Criscione
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The iPhone SE is still the iPhone 5S! They didn’t change the recipe like they said they were going to! It’s still the iPhone 5S!!

Also filed under “Swimming with Bears.”

or, OR... simply slide a paper plate under your standard issue culinary grater.

I’ve got your “UTEP two-step” right here. BING! POW!

[Jamie has taken off her slip and sits on the training table next to Peyton with only her bra and panties. Peyton looks at her nervously]
Jamie: Have you ever been with a girl, Peyton?

I drafted Rob Bironas that season.... so, yeah.

* Work your territory, and your people.

Just goes to show that if you irresponsibly handle oil and gas long enough, you will get burned.

Please tell me that THIS was your NBA board game .... because it ROCKED! Draining half-court shots were so satisfying.

Its great for doing donuts!

At the very least, her high score in Snake.

But not the white onions. We couldn’t get white onions because of the War. So we use big yellow ones, which was the style back in those days...

My daily Puppy Bowl algorithm is still calculating....

Very bad news indeed. Though, I prefer: “Phil Simms Drinking Taahm - A Game for Tolerating Phil Simms.”

“When Thenextking83 pointed out how ludicrous and laughable that a pair of penguins, say, traveled from Antarctica, say, to the Middle East to board a big-ass boat to wait out a big-ass storm that was so gnarly it flooded the entire dang planet and managed to kill all but two of each species of marine animals (who

She really wears her emotions on her sleeve.