SWEET! I held off on buying Helldivers due to a backlog of co-op games. I love when my procrastination pays off!!

I think its fairly evident to anyone tuning into to Mike that his mind “brought the curtain down” years ago.

But... but... but, what about the snowball?!

Planet X, you’re the Cousin Oliver of our Solar System. We don’t need you! Bring back PLUTO!

Just viral marketing for the new Cloverfield film.

The future is now.

The only trophy Tomsula ever won was a World League Championship trophy, and he hocked that thing off years ago to buy some cologne.... which, coincidentally, shares the same name as your handle.

There has been multiple sightings of a Tomsulan-like figure meandering about the city limits...

R.I.P. Angry Sugar Bowl, you will be missed.

...to them, this is The Holocaust.

Damn - you just beat me to it. Something tells me Mr. Shkreli is afraid to party with a real man.

That heist must be filmed (and would make for an excellent sequel to Quick Change!).

Poor guy... never did catch that dragon.

If only there was a puddle, a stream, a small pond, or whatever near by every time this asshole was flopping all over the turf, that would have been hilarious!

That’s also the M.O. of every past, present and future wife of the Ginger Cuisinier.

This is exactly how I envision every plan I make while playing Civilization.

Old Glory Insurance... for when the metal ones decide to come for you.

Fox allegedly told him the exact same thing when he begged them for a sideline reporting gig.

“Grossly Inflated Self-Worth” Alex Gordon