To be fair, I read that Bill Clinton did all of his presidential research on the old whitehouse.com website.

The Apple Watch will always be boring.

Fair enough, I’ll spot you the O. However, there’s certainly STINKY somewhere in there.

“Mark it down. It’s going to start with K, and there is definitely no H.”

Three? I’m already up to 38... and still counting!

I’ve got a formula for you: This Party - My Attendance = Good Times All Around

“So wait, why is the NFL allowed to switch its stance for punishment?!”

...but it makes a sad noise so you know to go rescue it.

Rage! Rage against the dying of the light!

I understand that he’s just trying to put his best foot forward with his new organization, but he certainly put his foot in his mouth by implying he had one foot out the door with the NY Jets.

Totally. For a second, I thought I was listening to Jim Ross on Smackdown.

Wow, he broke that club like it was a JANSJÖ reading lamp.

Dingers! Dingers!

They have been trying similar stunts for years in Philadelphia, but the Eagles continuously fall well short of their target.

Bill Simmons:

Canada.

Don't have a cow, man.

When asked how close Lynch's 2015 salary will be to Peterson's, Schefter added: