I love stout! I was drinking River Horse Oatmeal Milk Stout last night. Like coffee, it's easy to rationalize this as a morning "eye-opener" when OATMEAL is in the name! Breakfast in a bottle:

"I love it when things go KABLOOIE!" — Adm. Grimitz

In case you needed another very obscure reference, what about 1996's Project Overkill? ....Anyone? I loved this PS1 co-op game!

In A-Rod's defense, Iron Mike has reportedly tested positive for penetrating oils and water-displacing sprays, known on the streets as "WD-40" or "dub-dee fo-dee."

I'm talking old-timey button and buttonhole onesies. Not the snaps - snaps are doable. But someone gave us this "nice" wool onesie with tiny buttons and tiny buttonholes. Putting the thing on her when she's flailing is like trying build a model airplane during a cab ride.

Red: [narrating] Sword & Sworcery - who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.

I feel the exact same way. I never changed a diaper before my daughter arrived two weeks ago today, and my only expectations were from new dad comedy tropes (e.g., Mr. Mom, Three Men and a Baby, etc). Today's newborn diapers could not be easier to change, and even the most explosive messes clean up quickly.... for…

Colorforms were garbage. Bring back Presto Magix!

Video circulating of Josh Hamilton's off-season:

And like that.... it's gone

"the horror I felt in Hiroshima eating the first slice of east coast pizza in Boston."

Apparently, the bigger version is just as kickable:

I love how it took him 13 minutes to decline her request, but 4 seconds to decide to screen cap and share the exchange.

Would you shorten your life to be really good at something? As in the best in the world? What if you couldn't negotiate and the deal meant you died in 200 days? Would you take it?

Well in my day we simply hopped on the stick, where I preceded to "own" my little brother:

I always loved baseball and football, but for some reason 8yr-old me was obsessed with this one:

I apologize if I came off as some snooty humor elitist. I love dick and fart jokes as much as the next person. I just chose these two popular sources of material as examples of "lowest common denominator" style humor that opt to make fun of intelligence over being clever. I certainly agree that enjoying this style…

THIS. I love this quote. It's the reason why "Larry" the Cableguy ever had a career. Also, I presume the reason why The Big Bang Theory was such a popular show.

What!? Is cell phone use the classroom really that big of a problem nowadays?