Oh for fuck's sake, I can't even click on a story about some random dicks at the Grand Canyon without running headlong into casual anti-Semitism. Your first comment was funny. Mark's response was funny. Your second comment was shitty. I was in Israel two years ago and the entire time I was there, Gaza was lobbing…

I butcher my own animals and they look pretty happy and not tortured so my humanity is secure.

If you're going to bitch about someone not reporting the news, at least bitch more accurately. It's not "Jews," it's the government of Israel. And more accurately, it's not just the government of Israel, it's a cumulation of ongoing tensions of many countries in the Middle East. If you think this is just an Israel vs.…

Love a good billboard vandal...

Making babies look creepy is not hard at all. Proof: any talking baby commercial.

Does this guy realize the answer to muffin top is buying pants the right size, not getting plastic surgery?

Here's a bonus tale of billboard vandalism. I've told this story before on Kitchenette but this time I have a picture, which is worth a thousand words.

My aunt calls that move "Halloween Cat".

omg that kitty is seriously upset. and she's doing that thing when cats look like they're possessed.

Cute Kitty Gif Party Time!

By the way, CAN A WOMAN HAVE A FUCKING SWORD FOR ONCE? Yeah, I know she's Atalanta, and she has a backstory to follow, but come on. The sexy-loincloth-lady-with-a-bow trope can officially sniff it.

Brett Ratbastard is the master troll of our age.

Are brain slugs now in fashion?

What she did was tantamount to child abuse, and I completely understand why McDonald's fired her.

Two tweets from Rep. John Dingell

I don't know what people see in this game. Maybe there's

With your uncanny talent for attracting people who don't know what sarcasm is, I think it's safe to say you are the Maury Compson of Jezebel. Kudos.