And by madness, you mean cleverness. They literally had people PAY THEM to taste mystery flavors. And as long as people keep making them a crap load of money, why would they stop? If anything, everything they have done, has been a home run of marketing hype and sales. Bravo. Next flavor: Nacho Money

There are too many chip flavors now as it is:

They search desperately for the arcane flavor combination that will tear open a sickening rent in the very fabric of our universe and allow their crunchy, triangular overlord to step between worlds and begin his reign of terror.

Every time a shard of dorito stabs you in the gums, he draws inexorably closer.

It's only a matter of time.

hehe wait, how does one accidentally buy the space ration doritos?

I understand the hesitation, but everyone else around you is in a 7-11 too. The dude buying beef jerky and scratchers doesn't have a leg to stand on.

'Tis not madness that directs the incomprehensible actions of the poor souls who make Doritos. They are mere puppets, dancing at the whim of their fiery, cheesy god, Doritor.

You 'Murricans with your delicious Salsa Verda Doritos!

A guy said that to me once, that when women turn 30 they hit their "expiration date." This guy was 29 and died in his sleep before hitting 30. Womp womp.

It failed miserably the first time so....let's try it again!!! Surely the Germans couldn't beat that line twice!!

Vichy what you did there

Brazil decided to steal a beat from France and go with the Maginot Line defense, I see.

"When is this goal scoring going to end?"

In KFC's defense, it was a free range towel.

I once hailed a cab to take me through the McDonald's drive-thru because they wouldn't let me walk up. No judgment here.

I must've gotten high and slept in the fryer...

Well now I want KFC for lunch.