That poodle has some sweet moves, btw.

JUST YOU WAIT. THE RHYTHM IS GONNA GET YOU TONIGHT

TELL IT TO STOP.

My cat is twerking.

I'm partial to "Whatta Man" by Salt-N-Pepa. I can't decide if my favorite lyric is "He knows that my name is not Susan." or "He spends quality time with his kids when he can." But you know what? Why choose?

This was my favorite comment:

Man I was way off

it's so much worse now that i can see it!

This week's BCO!!! Yes!

Here's the finished Donut Cake in all its glory:

Now this comment makes no sense — I changed the lead image. Before it was...creepy.

By the way, the above image is actually one of the LEAST creepy/horrifying things that happens when you type "sexual harassment" into the Shutterstock search bar. BRB scrubbing my brain with turpentine.

Kudos to your mom. Whenever I have a conversation like this:

I'm sure you can find some Kansas moms to hang with, you can't be the only one after all people in Kansas invented the Flying Spaghetti Monster.