:/

CANNIBAL!!

"new shape" should never be part of your advertising slogan, if you are selling meat

Web site ad counts are based on impressions, not just clicks. So you've already been tallied as seeing the PS Store ad (or whatever showed up for you) and Kotaku is one person closer to the promised "X" number of impressions it agreed to get for the advertiser. Source: I do this for a living.

Hoo boy. We actually rented the DVD and was prepared for PAIN. We stopped the damn thing the moment goku asked about girls.

This is their longest ever episode.

I didn't know the lead singer from Green Day was in a movie!

NOT ALL SKINNY PEOPLE!

Well, at least her new tits are hot.

I don't understand how People's article focuses so much on how Prince William loves Coldplay while only casually mentioning that he likes LINKIN PARK. That should be the damn headline.

How does an adult man go by the name Scooter and not hate himself for it?

Should I feel sorry for people who spend their money on these psychics? Because I don't. These are the same people who threw away their life's savings when the "end of the world" was coming in 2012.

After I wrote about the Long Island Medium in 2011, I got tons of emails, up to one year later. People telling me I was wrong. People wanting to believe.

My sister had breast surgery earlier this year and it practically screams out in the post-op take home directive. DO NOT USE HEAT. I guess that's why. Holy shit though that would hurt like hell, feel bad for the woman I really do.

Another wonderfully incisive comment. You are quickly becoming one of my personal Kinja favs. Keep up the good work! xoxo