I see your point, but can’t help but feel 90% of this problem would be fixed by just bringing back some sweet, sweet sidewall.

Can we just get performance wagons back please?  17 of us should dictate the market! 

God help us if bears start driving. They can’t keep it between the yellow lines

Maybe just building bland cars with massively unhealthy kidney grilles wasn't a good plan

I think every Blackwood I saw was driven by a local NFL player with dealer plates.

A family friend is this exact person,

Yes 100% agreed with you,

And Andersen’s story had the sea witch literally cutting out the little mermaid’s (who didn’t even have a name), tongue as well as offering to restore her voice and her life as before if she could slaughter the prince and his new bride so their blood would wash over her feet and make her fins come back. So honey…

This may hurt, so be prepared, but there might be some people who make more money than you do, have a family, and tow things. 

Plenty of people, and limo companies.

Gonna take my horse to the Old Town Road...

Didn’t peg you for a Mustang kind of guy, Pontiac was my guess. Go figure. 

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

if all you look at is power output...

I think you are underestimating the impact of the factory installed rust and dash cracks on the Chrysler products of that era. The build quality of those cars was shameful.

None left on the road to appreciate. 

It was good enough for Jon Voight! 

My next gender reveal party will involve crashing a Ford Ranger into a brick wall while colored smoke pours out of the front tire.

And the unexpected thing is that the two pistons aren’t quite in phase with each other.

50th anniversary of the R-35? Yeah, that feels about right.