I have a 1990 Storm 5 speed. Still in great shape and fun to drive. Obviously not my only car now, but still drive it most every day. I bought it new when I needed a 4 seater to have a place for a baby seat. So now my daughter and car are both turning 30! Anyway, I know a lot of people don’t like the Storm. Maybe I…

HOW.

It could be worse.

Kristen,

100MPH never “sneaks up on me” in my 2013 Prius!

You’re deranged.

How are we two and a half years into this presidency and Ford still haven’t released Grabber Orange?!

He probably had to spend 4 hours saying no to the finance guy.

The Technology Pack will be $3,000 and the painted over the top racing stripes will be an additional $10,000

Tell your cousin to live a little. There’s nothing quite like the thrill of owning an out of warranty German vehicle. Is today the day I have to sell a kidney? WHO KNOWS! So exciting.

I believe that shade is called Bystander Rouge.

Exactly. As long as it has airbags I consider it new enough. But anything built since like say 2009 to me still feels pretty fresh.

Pretty sure they’ve got a whole list of names lined up actually:
• Boulder
• Jackhammer
• Plumber
• Kumbang
• Slagger
• Plumber XL
• Alligator
• Woodpecker
• Bison
• Muskox
• Moose
• Beefsteak
• Chipotle
• Hot Tamale

Toyota owns a controlling stake in Subaru. You’d think things like that would filter down.

I want to know when the first drunken homeless fight on a bus occurred.

I frequently take the bus around town. $1.75 buys you practically unlimited entertainment with a hint of danger. I’ve seen it all. Fights, peep shows (or just straight up porn with couples banging), shankings, public bathroom, heroin use, personal…

My guess is that, being Canadian, they were too polite to wake a sleeping passenger. 

“Truckosexuals”?

Neutral: No. God no. Of course not. Hell, a lot of the truckosexuals take low fuel economy as a badge of honor. Look at the rolling coal douchebags.

There are aspects of Jalopnik I find really appealing, and aspects I find almost antithetical to my way of life. These “let’s spend a ton of money restoring this shitbox to decent condition, at which it’ll be slightly less shitty, but still an uncomfortable vehicle from a bygone era of automotive manufacturing that…