Oh how the turn tables, Henry.

For some reason auto journalists (or maybe just Jalopnik) have decided that the Telluride/Palisade is “OMG this thing is humongous!!!!!!” large. Which is comical when you actually see the vehicle in person and realize it is basically a Pilot/Explorer, not a Traverse, Tahoe, Suburban, etc.  

This kinda shit is why I love Jalopnik.

Also feels a lot like Juicero.

Caesar only rides in the finest of vehicles. Bentayga for him, it is.

I’m sorry, but my dog doesn’t like rear bucket seats, I’m going to have to pass.

Are their lives that awesome that this the only thing that bothers them, or are they just so miserable every little thing bothers them?

If only it looked a wee bit more like this...

Following a pattern of “Just promise whatever and Trump will back down, you don’t have to ACTUALLY follow through with the thing” that North Korea started. 

There’s no way ANYONE could contemplate running an Audi Wagon out of warranty though. I mean, they could but it’s financial suicide. 

DING DING DING. looks good, fits all the requirements, isn’t some bloated SUV. Winner winner chicken dinner.

He doesn’t need a 7 seater though. That seems over the top for what he actually needs/wants

Good choice. I agree on the murdered out approach being completely played out... since the 90s. It’s the laziest way of styling your vehicle. However, I’m anti-chrome on anything modern and it frustrates me that buyers have to pay extra for non-chrome trim.

This (along with the whole blacked-out wheel thing in general) is getting a bit played-out to be honest. Especially when so many achieve this look with Plasti Dip®.

I agree 100%.

All I hear is Laurel

Cousin to the standard creepy clown face.

I like what Holden did a few years ago when everyone was arguing about what colors they see in the picture.

It’s almost like.. there’s not very many ways to draw an oval especially for... oval track racing

...you mean like the Nordschleife, where F1 races were held for many years?