Ignore that video.  Your old cars are ‘built like tanks’.

Agreed. I honestly liked the white better especially since Piano Black is a finger print/ dust magnet. My ‘15 Prius C had piano black on the infotainment system and that thing looked terrible within 1 week. You have to keep cleaning that shit every other day, and good luck with the scratch marks. 

It is ridiculous that Cadillac is using that old script that still looks the same as the 1960s era it originated from. Even older versions of the vehicles kept a script or nameplate style that was contemporary for the day. The last I recall, the Catera got block letters across the center taillamp panel and the Escalade…

The out-of-place digital screen distracts me completely from the wheel.

Any empty houses next to you? ;)

That’s a super clean 34 but I really hate the upholstery pattern on the vinyl seat cars, but I’m also biased because my M5 had manual sport seats with the early cloth.

When was the last time you walked up to someone and said " Dude! Ugly car! "?

You know what? CD players are good. I miss being able to go to a show, buy a band’s album, and then listen to it on the way home.

It looks exactly like the Volvo XC40 to me.

CEO Elon Musk has vowed to review every 10th page of outgoing expenses, personally.

“All cars are a luxury to the man who rides the bus. Except Nissans, those are trash.”

So all the bench players are going to form their own team and try to compete for the championship? Good luck, guys. 

1990’s Nissan: Let’s make a car in every category that is fun, sporty, reliable, and/or give them cutting edge tech and performance of an exotic.

Fuck those barbershop guys. They wouldn't have tipped anyway and were happy to find an excuse to be cheapasses. 

This - I was waiting for him to mention that nobody wanted to ride with him because it was so uncomfortable.

My wife bought me a save the manuals decal on the way to pick up my car Saturday. I'm usually with the Jalop crowd when it comes to decals, but this is a cause I'm concerned about.

I mean, this ad series pretty much has to be brought up whenever BMW introduces something front wheel drive, doesn't it?

In 2018, 44% of those hot hatchbacks left dealer lots with a manual transmission.

Cheaper with less capacity doesn’t exactly represent a win win.