I want him to compete against Shaq in giving comprehensible English-language basketball analysis.

He can compete against all the 38 year-old commenters in fun bag yesterday dissecting their vertical leaps and dunking abilities.

before anybody sprints in here mewing that “the HR derby fucked up Judge last season! nobody should do it!”

They forgot the obvious one:

Send John Connor back into time to eliminate Colin Kaepernick as a twelve year old.

I’m not sure anything could be more American than The Bud Light National Anthem Presented by Aflac

Let’s see here... in chronological order, we have:

Counterpoint: NO. I’LL TAKE THEIR WORD FOR IT.

So how would an OSHA training video address me, a dissenting American, when it came time to lift the cooler for a Gatorade shower? I’m sure they would tell me to lift with my knees and not with my back, but I need my knees to kneel for the anthem.

Maybe stop tasing POC for no reason and there’d be fewer challenges.

I’m seeing Alice the maid from Brady Bunch.

I’d like to take this moment to remind everyone that it all started going downhill for Boston when Lauren Theisen referred to them as the ‘Tics.

I don’t know who he is, but I know he’s against paying college athletes.

I had never heard of it, saw that it dropped on Steam last night, but from the screenshots/videos, it looks real interesting.

Last Thursday I tweeted, “Mr. President, don’t forget Rex Tillerson called you a fucking moron.” Results!

If ever there were a time for the “Lord, give me the confidence of a mediocre white man” meme.

Actually, Harrison Ford couldn’t stop saying, “Jesus Christ, who writes this shit?” after speaking every line of dialogue. Ruined a lot of takes.

You clicked on the article, read it, and then commented on it.

So... you?

I was blown away by the original, particularly how well-designed the interconnected map was. Everything fit together in a logical and organic way, and it let you unlock perfectly-placed shortcuts to reduce backtracking time just enough to not feel tedious.