“Sorry, friends, I would love to protest with you...but you know...with the bum knee and all...”

I can see Lebron didn’t listen to the basketball pointers I gave him.

Umm, excuse me:

This man will not shut up or dribble.

coded message sent and received, labron [sic]:

MOTHER OF GOD.

Drew like that!? Drew like that!?

Thoughts and prayers heading Magary’s way

Vikings have a long tradition of marrying themselves to cousins.

I feel personally attacked

Freshness is overrated.

I wonder if this is the work of the same mentalist?

Which lasted longer: The chug or the kiss?

She keeps insisting that she has done this her entire sex life with every relationship, and if she was going to have gotten pregnant now she would have already.

At the beginning we were using latex protection but she has always hated them (which to be fair, same) stating that “they make my vagina hurt,”, and “you are too large already.”

I brought this up to her and her solution is “we can just not have sex ever again.”

Doc, how come in your letter to the first writer you didn’t acknowledge the totally not cool all-or-nothing ultimatum by his lady friend? I’d say the fact that she’s withholding sex because LW1 doesn’t want to take unnecessary risks with his health and wellbeing is a pretty huge red flag.

Worse, Ready Player One reinforces hoary old stereotypes about nerds and fandom cultures, including the centering of white males whose love of stuff coincides with being socially maladroit. Their arrested development comes with a hyperspecific knowledge that gets messaged as the key to fulfillment.

I haven’t been back since 2005, I think; looking forward to going back once my kid turns 5 or so. #nopointintakingkidstoDisneywhentheyaretooyoungtorememberit

Back in my day, there was only ONE possible sequence for Star Tours, and we stood in line for hours outside in the Central Florida heat hearing C-3PO make the same lazy expository dialogue before getting in the car AND WE LIKED IT!