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Jim Tomsula memes will never not be funny. Legends never die.

That’s what I get for posting after sitting by my grill drinking beer all afternoon.

To be fair, that season was after the Tigers lost Justin Verlander at point guard.

But not the storebought kind, no sir! After I gather up the hoof clippins’, I render em’ down and make my own paste. It’s free and it keeps my boots waterproof in a pinch as well!

After the game, the Giants D apologized and came out as gay.

As a devoted niners fan, anyone who loses to us this season is not qualified to coach pop warner.

Notice nobody is directly behind him.

They are 1-8 not 4-5.

Not really.

The Giants have allowed an opposing tight end to score a touchdown in every game so far this season.

“San Francisco’s C.J. Beathard looked like a true NFL starting quarterback, delivering one of his three total TDs with an on-target bomb to Marquise Goodwin for an 83-yard score.”

Losing to the 49ers is a fireable offense.

They should trade Noah for Rudy Gay. Then it’ll be Gay Jack Sessions in the locker room.

All in all, an excellent celebration. Here it is from another angle.

It was. It suddenly stopped being so about three weeks ago.

Good thing they traded Marcel Dareus for a sack of dirty nickels.

Fuck. 2 games ago the Bills were 5-2. And nobody was taking them seriously. But you couldn’t just ignore them, could you, Deadspin! You just couldn’t let them play their inconsequential games in peace, could you!

They did but realizing now that the teams they’ve beaten aren’t exactly what everyone thought they would be is showing against teams that are better than everyone thought. The season is lost, yet again.

Good thing they traded Marcell Dareus to the Jags for “cap flexibility”.

Buffalo folding tables put up a better fight than their DL today.