Step 1: Increase the penalties for DDoS and other cybercrimes.

#broomstickintheass4vinnie

Quote the Raven: Eh, OK, I guess one more time.

It's the latter. "White" is the adjective modifying both nouns.

Here you go....

This is the best bear because he goes all scorched earth on the apparatus even after the deer is down, thus protecting his brethren from suffering a similar fate.

What, no ODB water bill?

I enjoy that, in the peeing Rangers fan picture, the only thing obscured are his eyes.

despite their goofy position...

The comments to the ESPN article might be the most insufferable grouping of sentences in history. Why is it that people are so happy to praise an employee for (seemingly) taking less money for the benefit of his extremely profitable corporation?

I love the NFL for many reasons, but the differences between head coaches being fired and winning coach of the year are one of my favorites.

Actually, it's about exits in games journalism.

Thought someone actually made some kind of puzzle/adventure game about actual Black Beard-y pirates trapped in an actual elevator. Kinda disappointed.

"If RGIII is the starter, we want out."

We're always happy to dump on ESPN when they screw up, but submitting a well-researched public records request on a subject of legitimate public interest in the expectation that it won't be sprayed all over the internet on Christmas Eve in an attempt to dampen its findings is definitely not an area where they screwed…

Three years without a test? What do they think those swabs are, FSU football players?

"Sorry about that. Here, have some blankets..."