"A law enforcement official tells AP he mailed a copy of the inside-elevator video showing Ray Rice punching out his then-fiancée to the NFL's security chief back in April".

This is the NFL. It shouldn't be "everybody gets a trophy"... you want a prime time game, DON'T SUCK!

Sooooo, worse than dick picks, moderate sexual harassment, victim blaming, flagrant misogyny and trashing your bosses, but not as bad as racist jokes, repeated sexual harassment, or boning/punching your coworkers?

We all know that Jesus can turn water into wine, but can he turn green engrams into legendary items?

Someone had to send an invite to Judas.

...Fucking team-killer.

CONSPIRACY??

Is it just me, or does the Destiny symbol look like the top-down view of a crucifixion?

Jesus had a Fireteam of 12.

"You said a 4 hour Raid was too long? Jesus hanged on the cross for 6 hours"

Then they shall take away the ashes from the altar, and spread a purple cloth over it. (Numbers 4: 13)

...aaah, just kidding. The cloth turned out to be blue.

"A traveler from another world that came to save us all? Yeah, that was Jesus."

"We can help you farm for Light, the Light of Christ that is."

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

This is a good time to direct y'all to my favorite tweet:

BAM. All the stars to you today Tracy, all the stars!!

Excellent thinking to make sure Red Sox and Yankees people are represented, too. Those two teams really shine at getting through a game in a timely fashion.

Well NOW I believe the rumor about Peyton's fuckpad and countless mistresses.

No problem. They light novels actually got licensed by yen press. They should start coming out in December. It made some of the earlier ones harder to find online but that's all stuff that happened in the anime already. The stuff that happens after the end of season 2 should still be online. Railgun's got a manga too.…

"Over these past few weeks, my 4 year old granddaughter shared with me this little reminder of a very good lesson we should all take with us, "sticks and stones may break my bones, but Adrian Peterson will beat the ever lovin' shit out of me""

Only real Pikachu: