That’s bullshit and discrimination against hats.

As an Oilers fan, I have faith that things will get better, but probably not until after I’m dead. You bet it’s a religion.

Just get rid of shootouts. End games in ties if you have to. Tie gets one point, overtime loss gets one point, overtime win gets two points. You’d have a small number of games where a team might have an incentive to play for the tie (when an opponent having a chance at the extra point is worse than going for the extra…

The Maple Leafs are still figuring out how to play 5-on-5.

An impromptu personal sleep deprivation study canst lead one into the darkest depths of grammar, causing most grievous offenses unto the English language.

That’s what I was thinking. Talk about “gimmick infringement”. There is only one Zodiac MF!

THERE’S ONLY TWO TYPES OF CANS I OPEN YOU PIECE OF TRASH

GODDAMN IT IN MY OPINION IF YOU HAVE TO PLAY GAMES TO DRINK BEER, YOU NEED TO HAVE YOUR MAN CARD REVOKED.

It’s okay to ditch beach towels, but get some towels with NFL team logos on instead. You’ll be back to beach towels before you know it.

And god help him when she puts the little soaps in the bathroom that you can’t actually use. “THEY’RE JUST FOR DECORATION!!!!”

Not to mention all those jobs working in the sequin mines.

The privately owned grocery store down the block is not my only choice of where to buy things. Having multiple companies build roads next to each other for me to choose which one I buy (use for pay) would make no sense at all. Your equivalency is lacking, big time.

Dude, post one example of it working. One single one.

Check out my buddy’s dog. Derpiest looking dude around.

Memo from womankind:

Looks like Harrison is playing pretty good defense in the off-season too, just intercepted 16 in a single play!

That’s what they want you to think!!!

Jim Cooke, you are fantastic.

Anna, you’re braver than me. I would have tossed myself over the side by day two. Fascinating piece, I really like it. I’m just sort of overwhelmed by sadness at some of these people who bought tickets on the cruise, and a sense of anger at those like Wakefield who prey on them, even if they truly believe what they’re…